livepoultryfreshkilled:

fatfreefiddlefaddle:

gaycism:

bummass:

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

^literally what I thought

They both taste good wym

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

therestlessintrovert:

Repeat after me: I am allowing myself to live joyfully in spite of the unresolved emotions and problems that I cannot change.

kleineperlexo:

Me:

My body dysmorphia: you look like this

darklarries:

alright so …. let me just get this straight….. zayn got out of his contract bc he was unhappy but kesha has to do 6 more albums with the producer who raped her? 

offensivememes4u:

Ur worth it :)

soft-princesa:

glo and grow privately, 2019

racial:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee